Mayai ya kuku



I was busy minding my own business at a food joint sometime when a gentleman marched in and loudly made his order.

What followed was one of the silliest exchanges I’ve heard. It’s as if that one opportunity is all we needed to break the silence. . .

> WEITA!! NIPE MAYAI YA KUKU!

> AIII KWELI HAPA WANAUZA GANI INGINE?

> ATI MAYAI YA KUKU? SI USEME UNATAKA YA PAKA

> EEEEH AMA WAKULETEE MAYAI YA MTU . . .